I don’t want super heroes to be real so there can be justice i just wanna fuck Thor
In fact that is my Villain origin story. Thor exists but he doesn’t notice me so when I hear he’s in town I start wildin out, I take down nearly every avenger with ease in my cute little outfit and when I get to Thor he’s a little worried but kinda feeling it and he asks me…”why all of this destruction? It doesn’t have to be this way” and you know what I tell this living god…this sexy specimen….this king??? “Then Fuck Me.”
All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis
Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices
