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sunfortune:

endgame steve after a few days: yeah so…peggy actually dumped me after like three months bc she realized we weren’t That compatible After having to spend more than Like. 15 minutes at a time together…and eventually married her actual husband..and had kids. so that’s why the timeline didn’t separate! but i got stranded with no WiFi for 50 years bc i didnt have any more pym particles 

sam: bro. What?

steve: I got the ring from the dollar store on the way over here bc i didn’t wanna look dumb :/

bucky: that ships BEEN sailed bro

sam: bro. WHAT?

steve: at one point i almost got polio bc i forgot i never got vaccinated

sam and bucky:

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