imstrandedonthemoon:

rosadiaznypd:

peter parker: hey captain carol look at this cool picture of me on this pride flag!

carol: wow that’s cool man

peter parker: yeah! i took it on the anniversary of gay marriage being legalized! 

carol: 

carol: 

carol: the anniversary of WHAT BEING LEGALIZED 

peter parker: gay m—-wait where are you going????

carol, flying out the window: LOUISIANA 

*frantic knocking on Maria’s door*

maria, opening the door: what the f-

carol: GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGALIZED

maria:

maria:

maria: i know???

carol: and you didn’t dO ANYTHING ABOUT IT????